Haven't updated in a long time

'Cause I'm a lazy white man. Anyway, I'm definitely calling Pirates for the third week in a row for the number 1 spot, on general principle; I was fascinated to read today that if it does take number one, it'd be the first movie since American Pie 2 in 2001 to be number 1 for three consecutive weeks. I thought sure one of those LOTR movies had made it. Anyway, I'm also going to go out on a limb and say that Clerks II will make the top 5. It cost $5 million to make; I'm saying it'll make back its budget this weekend, and probably even pass $10 million. Where am I getting those numbers from? My ass.

Speaking of Clerks II, I went and saw it today. I saw the 12:10 PM showing 'cause I wanted to see it as soon as I could, and I went dressed as Dante Hicks. In other words, I'm not biased at all. Here's my review:

Clerks II

Go see it.